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			<title><![CDATA[My good home]]></title>
			<link>http://blabtalk.com/showthread.php?tid=66</link>
			<pubDate>Tue, 02 Mar 2010 02:24:56 -0500</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[Bricks and blocks are not meant as a home. The concrete makes only house, home is done with homely environment. Perfect home is the dream of  all. Just you need to take a perfect step to earn perfect home. Home is perfect not only due to its interior but external environment also effect. We need grassy garden, private swimming pool and well furnish bathroom, kitchen, living room,and bed room. <br />
All deserve luxurious life.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[Bricks and blocks are not meant as a home. The concrete makes only house, home is done with homely environment. Perfect home is the dream of  all. Just you need to take a perfect step to earn perfect home. Home is perfect not only due to its interior but external environment also effect. We need grassy garden, private swimming pool and well furnish bathroom, kitchen, living room,and bed room. <br />
All deserve luxurious life.]]></content:encoded>
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			<title><![CDATA[Things you must have in Kitchen]]></title>
			<link>http://blabtalk.com/showthread.php?tid=65</link>
			<pubDate>Tue, 02 Mar 2010 02:10:22 -0500</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[Worried about your kitchenware. Just you need to have common sense for perfect kitchen. Kitchen is the place where you start your morning and ends the day too. So, you need well managed kitchen with portable kitchenware. Most essential is <a href="http://www.filter-outlet.com" target="_blank">Refrigerator Filters</a> where you can keep your fresh and healthy food full of nutrition. Similarly you can have micro oven and dish washer, which make your cooking as well washing easy. It will be more effective if you gotta <a href="http://www.katom.com" target="_blank">Deep Fryer</a> this make you snacks easier.<br />
All the appliances you buy must be good in quality and durable too.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[Worried about your kitchenware. Just you need to have common sense for perfect kitchen. Kitchen is the place where you start your morning and ends the day too. So, you need well managed kitchen with portable kitchenware. Most essential is <a href="http://www.filter-outlet.com" target="_blank">Refrigerator Filters</a> where you can keep your fresh and healthy food full of nutrition. Similarly you can have micro oven and dish washer, which make your cooking as well washing easy. It will be more effective if you gotta <a href="http://www.katom.com" target="_blank">Deep Fryer</a> this make you snacks easier.<br />
All the appliances you buy must be good in quality and durable too.]]></content:encoded>
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			<title><![CDATA[Preventive methods of Cholera]]></title>
			<link>http://blabtalk.com/showthread.php?tid=64</link>
			<pubDate>Tue, 02 Mar 2010 01:55:45 -0500</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[Measures for the prevention of cholera:<br />
1)Clean water and proper sanitation.<br />
2)Health education and good food hygiene are equally important.<br />
3)Systematic hand washing should be taught.<br />
Cure:<br />
1)The majority of patients - up to 80% - can be treated adequately through the administration of oral re-hydration salts.<br />
2)Appropriate bio-tics can be given to severe cases to diminish the duration of diarrhea.<br />
3)Cholera treatment centers should be set up among the affected populations whenever feasible.<br />
Water, sanitation, education and communication are among the affected area should be given.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[Measures for the prevention of cholera:<br />
1)Clean water and proper sanitation.<br />
2)Health education and good food hygiene are equally important.<br />
3)Systematic hand washing should be taught.<br />
Cure:<br />
1)The majority of patients - up to 80% - can be treated adequately through the administration of oral re-hydration salts.<br />
2)Appropriate bio-tics can be given to severe cases to diminish the duration of diarrhea.<br />
3)Cholera treatment centers should be set up among the affected populations whenever feasible.<br />
Water, sanitation, education and communication are among the affected area should be given.]]></content:encoded>
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			<title><![CDATA[Review of A Christmas Caro movie]]></title>
			<link>http://blabtalk.com/showthread.php?tid=62</link>
			<pubDate>Wed, 03 Feb 2010 06:13:07 -0500</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[A Christmas Carol was very entertaining and the animation was superb. You must see it in 3D! However, kids who go and see this movie probably won't understand the majority of the dialogue and will probably get lost.  It's actually quite mature and in my opinion it's more suited for adults than kids as far as the dialogue and story goes. I think both kids and adults will love the animation and have a lot of fun - especially in 3D! Unfortunately, that might be the only thing the kids will like. It's a great film and it's definitely Oscar worthy for the animation.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[A Christmas Carol was very entertaining and the animation was superb. You must see it in 3D! However, kids who go and see this movie probably won't understand the majority of the dialogue and will probably get lost.  It's actually quite mature and in my opinion it's more suited for adults than kids as far as the dialogue and story goes. I think both kids and adults will love the animation and have a lot of fun - especially in 3D! Unfortunately, that might be the only thing the kids will like. It's a great film and it's definitely Oscar worthy for the animation.]]></content:encoded>
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			<title><![CDATA[AVG Internet Security Firewall]]></title>
			<link>http://blabtalk.com/showthread.php?tid=61</link>
			<pubDate>Wed, 03 Feb 2010 06:06:14 -0500</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[Hello <br />
I currently have AVG Internet Security installed on my computer. V. 8.0.200 I have noticed no matter if I allow both my Network adapters permission to access the Internet, or certain programs, the firewall seems to want to block every source of getting on the Internet.The only way I can surf the web is if I disable the firewall.<br />
Please anyone have any answers?]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[Hello <br />
I currently have AVG Internet Security installed on my computer. V. 8.0.200 I have noticed no matter if I allow both my Network adapters permission to access the Internet, or certain programs, the firewall seems to want to block every source of getting on the Internet.The only way I can surf the web is if I disable the firewall.<br />
Please anyone have any answers?]]></content:encoded>
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			<title><![CDATA[price of brain]]></title>
			<link>http://blabtalk.com/showthread.php?tid=60</link>
			<pubDate>Fri, 29 Jan 2010 08:28:02 -0500</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[A man went in for a Brain transplant operation and was offered a choice of two brains by the surgeon. He could choose either the Architect's brain which would cost him £10,000 or the Politician's which was £100,000.<br />
<br />
"Does that mean that the politician's brain is much better than the Architect's?" exclaimed the clearly puzzled man.<br />
<br />
"not exactly" replied the surgeon, "the politician's has never been used."]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[A man went in for a Brain transplant operation and was offered a choice of two brains by the surgeon. He could choose either the Architect's brain which would cost him £10,000 or the Politician's which was £100,000.<br />
<br />
"Does that mean that the politician's brain is much better than the Architect's?" exclaimed the clearly puzzled man.<br />
<br />
"not exactly" replied the surgeon, "the politician's has never been used."]]></content:encoded>
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			<title><![CDATA[Hi I am your new freind]]></title>
			<link>http://blabtalk.com/showthread.php?tid=59</link>
			<pubDate>Sun, 17 Jan 2010 16:45:30 -0500</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[Hi friends I am sachin from India . I have joined this site Today and if I would undertand each and everything so I will be most active member overhere . Freinds I need your help . First I want to know that<br />
<br />
How much we get per post?<br />
is there any limit for posting per day?<br />
where I can check my earning?<br />
what is its minimum payout?<br />
what is payout method?<br />
when do they pay after requesting?<br />
How I will request for payout <br />
    Hope You will accept me and tell me all those answer so I will reffer other people so this site will be more powerful. <br />
                                                                                      Thanks]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[Hi friends I am sachin from India . I have joined this site Today and if I would undertand each and everything so I will be most active member overhere . Freinds I need your help . First I want to know that<br />
<br />
How much we get per post?<br />
is there any limit for posting per day?<br />
where I can check my earning?<br />
what is its minimum payout?<br />
what is payout method?<br />
when do they pay after requesting?<br />
How I will request for payout <br />
    Hope You will accept me and tell me all those answer so I will reffer other people so this site will be more powerful. <br />
                                                                                      Thanks]]></content:encoded>
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			<title><![CDATA[Hi everybody!]]></title>
			<link>http://blabtalk.com/showthread.php?tid=58</link>
			<pubDate>Wed, 13 Jan 2010 05:24:14 -0500</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[Hello!<br />
I am new to this forum. <br />
This is my first post. <br />
I hope that I can make a contribution to the community. <br />
Thanks!]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[Hello!<br />
I am new to this forum. <br />
This is my first post. <br />
I hope that I can make a contribution to the community. <br />
Thanks!]]></content:encoded>
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			<title><![CDATA[The return of Fish and guppies]]></title>
			<link>http://blabtalk.com/showthread.php?tid=55</link>
			<pubDate>Fri, 18 Dec 2009 04:20:58 -0500</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[So....I got an email the other day from Matt, saying that my omnipotent presence was missed...and thusly, I am here. And I am here with some amazing news.<br />
<br />
Your friendly Fish has returned from the depths of hell itself, ladies and gentlemen! To give you backstory....<br />
<br />
Early September my wife, who was well in the midst of her pregnancy, had started complaining about cramping. Of course, she told the doctor, who said "don't worry, cramping occurs. It's really nothing to worry about". Well, we didn't worry....until Mid-September. Six am, after having JUST gotten home two hours earlier, I'm awoken to my wifes cries of agony. Barely awake, and a tad worried, we rush to the emergency room. FOUR hours later, it's determined that my wife must be admitted, and is put on immediate hospital bedrest....her cervix had started to funnel open, indicating that childbirth was on the horizon.<br />
<br />
For two days she lay in bed, with me at her side whenever I wasn't working. On the second day, after an ultrasound, the doctor made the determination that she had to be transferred to a different hospital, because her cervix had completely opened. She was rushed there that day, and was maintained on bedrest, getting a couple of shots to boost the baby's growth...just in case.<br />
<br />
For three weeks my wife lay in bed, doing battle with her inner demons, and the child that grew within her. And on October 4th, at only 26 weeks gestation, my wife's water broke. <br />
<br />
She lay in bed for another two days after that, dealing with contractions that were slowly becoming more frequent. On October 6th, I spent the night with her, because the contractions were becoming more frequent. The hospitals monitor was not picking up the contractions, so I started writing them down, as well as how long they lasted. And then, in the wee early morning of October 7th, at 9:35 am, my daughter, Madelynn Tessa Mae Fishler, was born, a whole three months ahead of schedule.<br />
<br />
My wife and I spent every waking moment we could at her isolette. Touching her hand, reading books, singing songs, and crying to each other. There is nothing...I assure you...nothing that is more heart-wrenching than seeing a human the size of your forearm struggle to live. But live she did. She was born only 2 pounds, 2 ounces. And now, she is cusping on 6 full pounds...two whole months later. <br />
<br />
I hope this gives you all a little hint as to what I've been going through. I'll try to be back on more often...but...no promises. Enjoy the pictures below]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[So....I got an email the other day from Matt, saying that my omnipotent presence was missed...and thusly, I am here. And I am here with some amazing news.<br />
<br />
Your friendly Fish has returned from the depths of hell itself, ladies and gentlemen! To give you backstory....<br />
<br />
Early September my wife, who was well in the midst of her pregnancy, had started complaining about cramping. Of course, she told the doctor, who said "don't worry, cramping occurs. It's really nothing to worry about". Well, we didn't worry....until Mid-September. Six am, after having JUST gotten home two hours earlier, I'm awoken to my wifes cries of agony. Barely awake, and a tad worried, we rush to the emergency room. FOUR hours later, it's determined that my wife must be admitted, and is put on immediate hospital bedrest....her cervix had started to funnel open, indicating that childbirth was on the horizon.<br />
<br />
For two days she lay in bed, with me at her side whenever I wasn't working. On the second day, after an ultrasound, the doctor made the determination that she had to be transferred to a different hospital, because her cervix had completely opened. She was rushed there that day, and was maintained on bedrest, getting a couple of shots to boost the baby's growth...just in case.<br />
<br />
For three weeks my wife lay in bed, doing battle with her inner demons, and the child that grew within her. And on October 4th, at only 26 weeks gestation, my wife's water broke. <br />
<br />
She lay in bed for another two days after that, dealing with contractions that were slowly becoming more frequent. On October 6th, I spent the night with her, because the contractions were becoming more frequent. The hospitals monitor was not picking up the contractions, so I started writing them down, as well as how long they lasted. And then, in the wee early morning of October 7th, at 9:35 am, my daughter, Madelynn Tessa Mae Fishler, was born, a whole three months ahead of schedule.<br />
<br />
My wife and I spent every waking moment we could at her isolette. Touching her hand, reading books, singing songs, and crying to each other. There is nothing...I assure you...nothing that is more heart-wrenching than seeing a human the size of your forearm struggle to live. But live she did. She was born only 2 pounds, 2 ounces. And now, she is cusping on 6 full pounds...two whole months later. <br />
<br />
I hope this gives you all a little hint as to what I've been going through. I'll try to be back on more often...but...no promises. Enjoy the pictures below]]></content:encoded>
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			<title><![CDATA[A very popular cafe]]></title>
			<link>http://blabtalk.com/showthread.php?tid=54</link>
			<pubDate>Mon, 07 Dec 2009 15:10:11 -0500</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Supernatural movie?]]></title>
			<link>http://blabtalk.com/showthread.php?tid=52</link>
			<pubDate>Thu, 26 Nov 2009 00:03:47 -0500</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[Hello,<br />
Does anybody know if there is going to be a supernatural movie, i've heard rumours there might be...<br />
Reply please..]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[Hello,<br />
Does anybody know if there is going to be a supernatural movie, i've heard rumours there might be...<br />
Reply please..]]></content:encoded>
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			<title><![CDATA[Favorite pastime?]]></title>
			<link>http://blabtalk.com/showthread.php?tid=51</link>
			<pubDate>Fri, 20 Nov 2009 06:32:14 -0500</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[Hello,<br />
Even though many of us may not have a pastime with our busy schedules, I'm wondering what is your favorite pastime?]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[Hello,<br />
Even though many of us may not have a pastime with our busy schedules, I'm wondering what is your favorite pastime?]]></content:encoded>
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			<title><![CDATA[Bringing terrorist to New York. Why?]]></title>
			<link>http://blabtalk.com/showthread.php?tid=50</link>
			<pubDate>Wed, 18 Nov 2009 10:53:51 -0500</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[Why the hell are we bringing the head terrorist that mastermind the the taking down of the WTC buildings to New York? <img src="http://blabtalk.com/images/smilies/huh.gif" style="vertical-align: middle;" border="0" alt="Huh" title="Huh" /><br />
It makes NO since!  Haven't the people of New York been through enough? By bringing these devils to NY, there is a good chance of another attack. Not to mention all of the stress it will put on the fire department, law enforcement and the citizens of NY. They should be tried in a military court at gitmo!  The democrats are doing this to try and discredit Bush and the CIA, that's all I can think of. I can't think of any other reason. By bringing them here, they will be intitled to the same protection and defense of our lawyers. The same defense as US citizens get.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[Why the hell are we bringing the head terrorist that mastermind the the taking down of the WTC buildings to New York? <img src="http://blabtalk.com/images/smilies/huh.gif" style="vertical-align: middle;" border="0" alt="Huh" title="Huh" /><br />
It makes NO since!  Haven't the people of New York been through enough? By bringing these devils to NY, there is a good chance of another attack. Not to mention all of the stress it will put on the fire department, law enforcement and the citizens of NY. They should be tried in a military court at gitmo!  The democrats are doing this to try and discredit Bush and the CIA, that's all I can think of. I can't think of any other reason. By bringing them here, they will be intitled to the same protection and defense of our lawyers. The same defense as US citizens get.]]></content:encoded>
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			<title><![CDATA[This is true]]></title>
			<link>http://blabtalk.com/showthread.php?tid=49</link>
			<pubDate>Mon, 16 Nov 2009 12:46:15 -0500</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[<span style="font-weight: bold;">The following questions were set in last year's GCSE examination in Swindon, Wiltshire ( U.K. )<br />
<br />
These are genuine answers (from 16 year olds)</span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #1E90FF;">Q. Name the four seasons</span><br />
A. Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar<br />
<br />
<span style="color: #1E90FF;">Q. Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink</span><br />
A. Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large  pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists<br />
<br />
<span style="color: #1E90FF;">Q. How is dew formed</span><br />
A. The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire<br />
<br />
<span style="color: #1E90FF;">Q. What causes the tides in the oceans</span><br />
A. The tides are a fight between the earth and the moon. All water tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and nature abhors a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins the fight<br />
<br />
<span style="color: #1E90FF;">Q. What guarantees may a mortgage company insist on</span><br />
A. If you are buying a house they will insist that you are well endowed<br />
<br />
<span style="color: #1E90FF;">Q. In a democratic society, how important are elections</span><br />
A. Very important. Sex can only happen when a male gets an election<br />
<br />
<span style="color: #1E90FF;">Q. What are steroids</span><br />
A. Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs           <span style="color: #32CD32;">(Shoot yourself now , there is little hope)</span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #1E90FF;">Q. What happens to your body as you age</span><br />
A. When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental<br />
<span style="color: #1E90FF;"><br />
Q. What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty</span><br />
A. He says goodbye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery          <span style="color: #32CD32;">(So true)</span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #1E90FF;"> Q Name a major disease associated with cigarettes</span><br />
A. Premature death<br />
<br />
<span style="color: #1E90FF;">Q. What is artificial insemination</span><br />
A. When the farmer does it to the bull instead of the cow<br />
<br />
<span style="color: #1E90FF;">Q. How can you delay milk turning sour</span><br />
A. Keep it in the cow                                    (Simple, but brilliant)<br />
<br />
<span style="color: #1E90FF;">Q. How are the main 20 parts of the body categorised (e.g. The abdomen)</span><br />
A. The body is consisted into 3 parts - the brainium, the borax and the abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain, the borax contains the heart and lungs and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels: A, E, I, O and U                       <span style="color: #32CD32;"> (What the *!!*???)</span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #1E90FF;">Q. What is the fibula?</span><br />
A. A small lie<br />
<br />
<span style="color: #1E90FF;">Q. What does 'varicose' mean?</span><br />
A. Nearby<br />
<br />
<span style="color: #1E90FF;">Q. What is the most common form of birth control</span><br />
A. Most people prevent contraception by wearing a condominium  <span style="color: #32CD32;"> (That would work)</span><br />
<span style="color: #1E90FF;"><br />
Q. Give the meaning of the term 'Caesarean section'</span><br />
A. The caesarean section is a district in Rome<br />
<br />
<span style="color: #1E90FF;">Q. What is a seizure?</span><br />
A. A Roman Emperor.       <span style="color: #32CD32;"> (Julius Seizure, I came, I saw, I had a fit)<br />
</span><br />
<span style="color: #1E90FF;">Q. What is a terminal illness</span><br />
A. When you are sick at the airport.      (Irrefutable)<br />
<br />
<span style="color: #1E90FF;">Q. Give an example of a fungus. What is a characteristic feature?</span><br />
A. Mushrooms. They always grow in damp places and they look like umbrellas<br />
<br />
<span style="color: #1E90FF;">Q. Use the word 'judicious' in a sentence to show you understand its meaning</span><br />
A. Hands that judicious can be soft as your face.                              <span style="color: #32CD32;">(OMG)</span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #1E90FF;">Q. What does the word 'benign' mean?</span><br />
A. Benign is what you will be after you be eight<br />
<br />
<span style="color: #1E90FF;"> Q. What is a turbine?</span><br />
A. Something an Arab or Shreik wears on his head]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<span style="font-weight: bold;">The following questions were set in last year's GCSE examination in Swindon, Wiltshire ( U.K. )<br />
<br />
These are genuine answers (from 16 year olds)</span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #1E90FF;">Q. Name the four seasons</span><br />
A. Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar<br />
<br />
<span style="color: #1E90FF;">Q. Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink</span><br />
A. Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large  pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists<br />
<br />
<span style="color: #1E90FF;">Q. How is dew formed</span><br />
A. The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire<br />
<br />
<span style="color: #1E90FF;">Q. What causes the tides in the oceans</span><br />
A. The tides are a fight between the earth and the moon. All water tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and nature abhors a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins the fight<br />
<br />
<span style="color: #1E90FF;">Q. What guarantees may a mortgage company insist on</span><br />
A. If you are buying a house they will insist that you are well endowed<br />
<br />
<span style="color: #1E90FF;">Q. In a democratic society, how important are elections</span><br />
A. Very important. Sex can only happen when a male gets an election<br />
<br />
<span style="color: #1E90FF;">Q. What are steroids</span><br />
A. Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs           <span style="color: #32CD32;">(Shoot yourself now , there is little hope)</span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #1E90FF;">Q. What happens to your body as you age</span><br />
A. When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental<br />
<span style="color: #1E90FF;"><br />
Q. What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty</span><br />
A. He says goodbye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery          <span style="color: #32CD32;">(So true)</span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #1E90FF;"> Q Name a major disease associated with cigarettes</span><br />
A. Premature death<br />
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<span style="color: #1E90FF;">Q. What is artificial insemination</span><br />
A. When the farmer does it to the bull instead of the cow<br />
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<span style="color: #1E90FF;">Q. How can you delay milk turning sour</span><br />
A. Keep it in the cow                                    (Simple, but brilliant)<br />
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<span style="color: #1E90FF;">Q. How are the main 20 parts of the body categorised (e.g. The abdomen)</span><br />
A. The body is consisted into 3 parts - the brainium, the borax and the abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain, the borax contains the heart and lungs and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels: A, E, I, O and U                       <span style="color: #32CD32;"> (What the *!!*???)</span><br />
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<span style="color: #1E90FF;">Q. What is the fibula?</span><br />
A. A small lie<br />
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<span style="color: #1E90FF;">Q. What does 'varicose' mean?</span><br />
A. Nearby<br />
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<span style="color: #1E90FF;">Q. What is the most common form of birth control</span><br />
A. Most people prevent contraception by wearing a condominium  <span style="color: #32CD32;"> (That would work)</span><br />
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Q. Give the meaning of the term 'Caesarean section'</span><br />
A. The caesarean section is a district in Rome<br />
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<span style="color: #1E90FF;">Q. What is a seizure?</span><br />
A. A Roman Emperor.       <span style="color: #32CD32;"> (Julius Seizure, I came, I saw, I had a fit)<br />
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<span style="color: #1E90FF;">Q. What is a terminal illness</span><br />
A. When you are sick at the airport.      (Irrefutable)<br />
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<span style="color: #1E90FF;">Q. Give an example of a fungus. What is a characteristic feature?</span><br />
A. Mushrooms. They always grow in damp places and they look like umbrellas<br />
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<span style="color: #1E90FF;">Q. Use the word 'judicious' in a sentence to show you understand its meaning</span><br />
A. Hands that judicious can be soft as your face.                              <span style="color: #32CD32;">(OMG)</span><br />
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<span style="color: #1E90FF;">Q. What does the word 'benign' mean?</span><br />
A. Benign is what you will be after you be eight<br />
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<span style="color: #1E90FF;"> Q. What is a turbine?</span><br />
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			<title><![CDATA[The Swine Flu]]></title>
			<link>http://blabtalk.com/showthread.php?tid=48</link>
			<pubDate>Thu, 12 Nov 2009 13:23:49 -0500</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[Okay, I know we have at least one doctor that reads the stuff in this forum. So I'm going to post a question here because I'm too cheap to pay a professional for an answer.<br />
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I'm not likely to get a Swine Flu shot as they are in short supply.  By the time they have enough the flu season will be past.  And I work in a large building with a billion other lost souls in cubicles that are closely stacked.  It's a hot house for growing pathogens as well as African Violets and other flora.  I've already caught the regular flu there. Now my question is whether or not I've developed any 'natural' immunity to the swine flu from having the regular flu?  Or are they so completely different?]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[Okay, I know we have at least one doctor that reads the stuff in this forum. So I'm going to post a question here because I'm too cheap to pay a professional for an answer.<br />
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I'm not likely to get a Swine Flu shot as they are in short supply.  By the time they have enough the flu season will be past.  And I work in a large building with a billion other lost souls in cubicles that are closely stacked.  It's a hot house for growing pathogens as well as African Violets and other flora.  I've already caught the regular flu there. Now my question is whether or not I've developed any 'natural' immunity to the swine flu from having the regular flu?  Or are they so completely different?]]></content:encoded>
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			<title><![CDATA[A Funeral]]></title>
			<link>http://blabtalk.com/showthread.php?tid=47</link>
			<pubDate>Thu, 12 Nov 2009 13:10:16 -0500</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[I guess I should at least send some flowers, since I'll be unable to attend any funeral services. I knew the deceased well. We laughed and played together and had many of the same friends.  In fact, it was through the deceased that I met a few of my friends.  And now, with this death, my other friends and I have seemed to have lost contact. Sigh... tis the way of things I guess.<br />
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The deceased isn't really a person, it's a forum.  Its name is BlabTalk.  And I'm pretty sure it passed away because no one seems to post on it any more. I just want you to know that I check in occasionally to see if any of my friends return. I miss you all and hope you are all doing well.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[I guess I should at least send some flowers, since I'll be unable to attend any funeral services. I knew the deceased well. We laughed and played together and had many of the same friends.  In fact, it was through the deceased that I met a few of my friends.  And now, with this death, my other friends and I have seemed to have lost contact. Sigh... tis the way of things I guess.<br />
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The deceased isn't really a person, it's a forum.  Its name is BlabTalk.  And I'm pretty sure it passed away because no one seems to post on it any more. I just want you to know that I check in occasionally to see if any of my friends return. I miss you all and hope you are all doing well.]]></content:encoded>
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			<title><![CDATA[The healthy Irish]]></title>
			<link>http://blabtalk.com/showthread.php?tid=46</link>
			<pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2009 14:46:58 -0500</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[Our friends in Ireland have the lowest<br />
stress rate because they do not take<br />
medical terminology too seriously ....  <br />
<br />
Artery ............................ The study of paintings<br />
Bacteria ........................... Back door to cafeteria<br />
Barium ............................ What doctors do when patients die<br />
<br />
Benign ............................. What you be, after you be eight<br />
Caesarean section ............... A neighbourhood in Rome<br />
Cat scan .......................... Searching for Kitty<br />
Cauterize .......................... Made eye contact with her<br />
Colic ................................A sheep dog<br />
Coma ...............................A punctuation mark<br />
Dilate .............................To live long<br />
Enema ........................... Not a friend<br />
Fester .......................... Quicker than someone else<br />
Fibula ............................A small lie<br />
Impotent .......................Distinguished, well known<br />
Labour pain ................... Getting hurt at work<br />
Medical staff ................A Doctor's cane<br />
Morbid .........................A higher offer<br />
Nitrates .......................Cheaper than day rates<br />
Node ...........................I knew it<br />
Outpatient ....................A person who has fainted<br />
Pelvis ......................... Second cousin to Elvis<br />
Post operative ..............A letter carrier<br />
Recovery room ............. Place to do upholstery<br />
Rectum .......................Nearly killed him<br />
Secretion ....................Hiding something·<br />
Seizure .......................Roman emperor<br />
Tablet ........................A small table<br />
Terminal illness .............Getting sick at the airport<br />
Tumour .......................One plus one more<br />
Urine .........................Opposite of you're out]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[Our friends in Ireland have the lowest<br />
stress rate because they do not take<br />
medical terminology too seriously ....  <br />
<br />
Artery ............................ The study of paintings<br />
Bacteria ........................... Back door to cafeteria<br />
Barium ............................ What doctors do when patients die<br />
<br />
Benign ............................. What you be, after you be eight<br />
Caesarean section ............... A neighbourhood in Rome<br />
Cat scan .......................... Searching for Kitty<br />
Cauterize .......................... Made eye contact with her<br />
Colic ................................A sheep dog<br />
Coma ...............................A punctuation mark<br />
Dilate .............................To live long<br />
Enema ........................... Not a friend<br />
Fester .......................... Quicker than someone else<br />
Fibula ............................A small lie<br />
Impotent .......................Distinguished, well known<br />
Labour pain ................... Getting hurt at work<br />
Medical staff ................A Doctor's cane<br />
Morbid .........................A higher offer<br />
Nitrates .......................Cheaper than day rates<br />
Node ...........................I knew it<br />
Outpatient ....................A person who has fainted<br />
Pelvis ......................... Second cousin to Elvis<br />
Post operative ..............A letter carrier<br />
Recovery room ............. Place to do upholstery<br />
Rectum .......................Nearly killed him<br />
Secretion ....................Hiding something·<br />
Seizure .......................Roman emperor<br />
Tablet ........................A small table<br />
Terminal illness .............Getting sick at the airport<br />
Tumour .......................One plus one more<br />
Urine .........................Opposite of you're out]]></content:encoded>
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			<title><![CDATA[Hate crime bill passed]]></title>
			<link>http://blabtalk.com/showthread.php?tid=45</link>
			<pubDate>Thu, 29 Oct 2009 16:43:53 -0400</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[I found this site over at Craigslist, thought I would check it out. I just heard today that last night the President has past the "hate crimes" bill.  My question is, why should there be a distinction in a human life just because of their sexual orientation, gender or religious belief?  It's making one human life more precious then another. A crime against any person is a crime, period! It's <span style="text-decoration: underline;">already</span> against the law to hurt or kill lesbian, gay, bisexual and transgender people, or people with disabilities.  Why do we need to call it a hate crime?]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[I found this site over at Craigslist, thought I would check it out. I just heard today that last night the President has past the "hate crimes" bill.  My question is, why should there be a distinction in a human life just because of their sexual orientation, gender or religious belief?  It's making one human life more precious then another. A crime against any person is a crime, period! It's <span style="text-decoration: underline;">already</span> against the law to hurt or kill lesbian, gay, bisexual and transgender people, or people with disabilities.  Why do we need to call it a hate crime?]]></content:encoded>
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			<title><![CDATA[Dan Browns latest novel and freemasons]]></title>
			<link>http://blabtalk.com/showthread.php?tid=44</link>
			<pubDate>Sun, 18 Oct 2009 17:43:50 -0400</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[Let me first say this is an interesting forum, I saw your advertisement at our book club website. It's also a privilege to be the first to post here in the book section of this forum. I recently finished reading Dan Brown's latest novel, "The Lost Symbol", which centers around the Freemasons.  In the book it tells about some of the initiation rites that one must do in order to  become a Freemason (I believe they have 33 levels) and even though these rituals were a little disturbing and weird they didn't involved hurting anyone.  Just the other day I overheard a very disturbing conversation about a particular initiation involving raping their daughters in order to get into the Freemasons.  Has anyone else heard this rumor or is it a rumor?  I haven't been able to find anything on Google but maybe I'm not asking the right questions.  Can anyone give me a link if this initiation does exist?  Or does anyone have any personal experiences to relate? I would be very interested in knowing more.  I also heard that there are a couple of women who are coming out and telling the newspapers that they Masonic fathers raped them as initiation. I hope I am posting this in the right category, I did see the "something we should know" category of the forum that this would have fit too I think.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[Let me first say this is an interesting forum, I saw your advertisement at our book club website. It's also a privilege to be the first to post here in the book section of this forum. I recently finished reading Dan Brown's latest novel, "The Lost Symbol", which centers around the Freemasons.  In the book it tells about some of the initiation rites that one must do in order to  become a Freemason (I believe they have 33 levels) and even though these rituals were a little disturbing and weird they didn't involved hurting anyone.  Just the other day I overheard a very disturbing conversation about a particular initiation involving raping their daughters in order to get into the Freemasons.  Has anyone else heard this rumor or is it a rumor?  I haven't been able to find anything on Google but maybe I'm not asking the right questions.  Can anyone give me a link if this initiation does exist?  Or does anyone have any personal experiences to relate? I would be very interested in knowing more.  I also heard that there are a couple of women who are coming out and telling the newspapers that they Masonic fathers raped them as initiation. I hope I am posting this in the right category, I did see the "something we should know" category of the forum that this would have fit too I think.]]></content:encoded>
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			<title><![CDATA[Anyone living in Austin, TX?]]></title>
			<link>http://blabtalk.com/showthread.php?tid=43</link>
			<pubDate>Mon, 28 Sep 2009 12:04:45 -0400</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[I am thinking of packing up the family and moving to Austin, TX. The dang jobless rate here in Atlanta is getting really bad. Didn't know if anyone reading this has or is living in Austin. I here its nice there and pleny of jobs.  I'm being laid off as a security guard here in Atlanta and need to move, that's all there is to it.  Any other cities in other States that would be a good place to live?]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[I am thinking of packing up the family and moving to Austin, TX. The dang jobless rate here in Atlanta is getting really bad. Didn't know if anyone reading this has or is living in Austin. I here its nice there and pleny of jobs.  I'm being laid off as a security guard here in Atlanta and need to move, that's all there is to it.  Any other cities in other States that would be a good place to live?]]></content:encoded>
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